Oh, my darling ghouls and sceptics, let’s drop the plastic pumpkins and talk truth. Halloween – that glitter-covered parade of cobwebbed nonsense – didn’t begin with a candy company or a Hollywood slasher flick. No, my loves, it was born from bonfires, bones, and the exquisite terror of the unknown.
You see, before Starbucks sold “Pumpkin Spice Anything,” there were Celts…